Monday, December 8, 2014
Albert Einstein For A Day
If I could pick someone to come from the dead and be personal assistant for the the day, I would pick Albert Einstein. I would pick Albert Einstein because he is a very intelligent man and he could help me with my school work. He could also help me study for upcoming tests. If the test is to hard I would let him take over my body and he could do the test for me. He can do this because he is a ghost. In a week I would become the smartest student on the whole campus of LCCC. I would not only use Albert Einstein for my benefit because I would introduce him into the new world. I would show him the advancements in technology such as cellular devices, flat screen televisions, cars, and gaming systems. Einstein and I would would hop on some Call of Duty Advanced Warfare and start slaying people. The last thing I would do with Albert Einstein is take an epic selfie!
Monday, November 17, 2014
Alan Sutton's Mega Extreme Golfing Range
Welcome to Alan Sutton's Mega Extreme Golfing Range. You may think of golf as boring, dull sport well think again! At my golfing range there are many obstacles you must overcome and death is highly possible. One scary obstacle you must over come is the exotic animals. These animal includes the Bengal Tiger and many highly toxic snakes. You must also swim across a pond that is filled with red belly piranhas. Aside from the animals there are lots of explosions and zombies stroll the park. There are two rules to my golfing range. The first rule is the age limit, you must be old enough to kill zombies and run from tigers. The other rule is no bringing weapons to kill the zombies. If there is a horde of zombies coming after you just do a 360 swing with you golf club. Do not forget to swing high because you want to hit the head.
Thursday, November 6, 2014
Enchanted Forest
I am in a place that is new to me. This place is very creepy and something seems fishy. I am walking and I see a large object float pass the corner of my eye. I turn to see what it was but it is just gone. What could it have been? I pull a pocket knife out of my book bag and head back to where I came from. I really do not want to meet what was back there. I have been walking for twenty minutes and I am officially lost. I am panicking at this point and I do not know what to do. I pull out my phone but there is no reception. I put my phone in the air but I am stopped. I see the mysterious creature again, but this time I see it clearly. A twenty foot long Great White Shark floats right in front of me. I pinch myself to see if I am dreaming but I do not wake up. I then cut myself with my pocket knife to really wake up but I'm still here. That was a fatal mistake because the shark smells my blood and becomes more hungry. I close my eyes and pray because I know my death is here. I then think to myself I am not dying without a fight. I open my eyes and run for my life.
Friday, October 24, 2014
I Am From
I am from an amazing place. I am from a place where there is freshly cut grass and the smell of hotdogs is in the air. I am from a place where there in constant chants coming from the crowd. I am from a place where the sweetest sound is the crack of the bat against the ball. I am from a place where the dirt is as smooth as a babies bottom. I am from the diamond.
I am from a place where hard work and dedication is needed. I am from a place where there is no off season. I am from a place where you must push your body to its limit.You must sweat and you must work out until your body feels dead. To where your arms feel as if they will fall off. I come from a place where you must be mentally enabled. Mentally enabled to make plays without choking.
I come from a place where I will make the number 6 known like Jackie Robinson's "#42." I am from the diamond.
I am from a place where hard work and dedication is needed. I am from a place where there is no off season. I am from a place where you must push your body to its limit.You must sweat and you must work out until your body feels dead. To where your arms feel as if they will fall off. I come from a place where you must be mentally enabled. Mentally enabled to make plays without choking.
I come from a place where I will make the number 6 known like Jackie Robinson's "#42." I am from the diamond.
Wednesday, October 15, 2014
A new Approach
For the next nine weeks I plan on taking a whole new approach to guide me to success. A change I plan on making is doing more at home studying. I feel that as a 10th grader I should be doing more at home studying. Furthermore, I know this would do some help because my grades are not at my expectations. Another approach I plan on taking for the second quarter is to cut my fun time at school. I have realized that my priorities have been completely been thrown out the window because I have been playing around. The last approach im going to take in for the next 9 weeks is going to sleep earlier on the week days. Throughout the school day I am very tired and I find it hard to pay attention in class. Also being tired and having a boring Biology class is just a disaster.
Thursday, October 9, 2014
A Horse!
If I lived two thousand ago I would choose a horse over twelve chickens and a cow. I would not choose a cow for multiple reasons such as the fact that it could only keep me fed for a little amount of time and it is very lazy. Two thousand years ago I would imagine myself as a farmer and a cow would not help me move from place to place in a good amount of time. I would have to go from to certain places for farming purposes. I would not choose a chicken because they are very little and would not be very helpful in traveling. They are also a handful and they seem to be very stressful. I would choose a horse because a horse could help me get from place to place in a short amount if time. It could take me to places where I can sell goods and earn money to take care of it and my family. Furthermore, a horse is not lazy like a cow and stressful like a chicken.
Thursday, October 2, 2014
Your in luck!
Have you ever wanted to eat food out the trash but you didn't because it would be embarrassing? Well I will be the first person to tell you that your in luck. If you want to eat trash take a trip down to LCCC Early College High School. The food items include cold chicken nuggets, plain white rice, and the same apples that have been sitting out for weeks. Just to make it better you can eat this trash while inhaling the delightful smell of the market place. The market place is the food joint of the LCCC Campus. It serves all kinds of good food such as pizza, burgers, chicken tenders, popcorn shrimp, and chicken patties. Let's hold on just a second we're not looking for good food, we're looking for trash! Wait I forgot to tell you about the best food served to us. The mystery meat patty! This mystery meat contains lots of unknown ingredients and corn but the best part of eating trash is you can pay two dollars and fifty cents for it!
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